touchedillusions

I love Trader Joes.

The Jet Li of spiders lives in my shower.

This is what happened tonight when I attempted a shower. I was soothed, rinsing my hair and suddenly there he was....big, hairy with an abnormally large abdomen. I stared. He stared.

Rinse.

Stare.

I slowly snuck out of my bathroom and came back with Amanda and the black flag. It was on.

We took aim and sprayed.
At first there was nothing...then the Mr. Fearless there started jumping from wall to wall as we were spraying him with DEATH-ON-CONTACT black flag. He fell on my shampoo bottle. We thought were done and then he twitched. Again..spray....repeat. We soaked the fucker down and he was still kicking.

Who the fuck crossbred Neo with a spider? You should be shot.

We coated him and still nothing.

Enter the hanger.
Exit a happy Michael.


(Michael)

So I just got this profile...say...4 hours ago. Needless to say I haven't done anything with it yet. I guess I'll upload all my info and whatnot tonight.